With one of the oddest names in the restaurant business, the food establishment in Creep Downtown is disappointingly normal. Well, that’s not exactly accurate, it sort of has an ace up its sleeve that explains it all – more on that later. Whichever way you turn it though, unlike what its name suggests, it is not a secret hideout for creeps or anything that exciting.
Situated at Akioya Avenue, off Oguigo Street, GRA, Benin City, Creep Downtown ticks a few important boxes, and in this review, we will be looking at what, if any, makes it worth your time.
The Place Downtown
If you have a jalopy you are managing (good for you), you should know that Creep Downtown has a good enough parking space. Don’t expect a football stadium car park, but you will not need to squeeze your kpangolo into your pocket on top parking.
And when you finally take a seat, you can be sure of enjoying an outdoor seating area that is very pretty, to say the least. The interior space (that exists) is nice as well. I am talking about a lot of picture-worthy Instagrammable spots. Another thing: there are graffitis on the walls if you are into that.
The Creep Downtown
Okay, Imma come out and say it: there is also a nightclub. You know, with stripper poles and the whole shebang. Now, there’s nothing wrong with a good strip club if done right. But that fact gives its name a whole ‘nother world of meaning.
The Food Downtown
Creep Downtown serves regular food, no surprise there. But there is also a grill for fish and shawarma, yummy! Even though they didn’t have a lot of things on their menu, the food at Creep Downtown took about an hour to order after ordering. The food could definitely be better though.
The Comfort Downtown
Note that the restroom at Creep is just a cubicle. So mirror-selfie-in-a-public-bathroom people take note. The staff at this establishment is very nice, polite, and helpful.
There is nothing really distinct about Creep Downtown, except its ballsy name and the strip club thing (clears throat), of course. The truth is, it’s an all-right restaurant. You can enjoy some music from their live bands, which performs on some days. Overall, Creep Downtown is a nice place to go out with friends.
Read our review of AWX Cafe.
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